NHP/NESR vote – Numbers 30 to 11

First up, a mea culpa – I forgot the egg game (the one that decided who won the trip to New York). Perhaps my oversight changes everything, but I doubt it…

Anyway, for now I’m going to tease you with numbers 30 to 11.

Scraping in at number 30, it’s wine critic Jilly Goolden. “I’m getting foam with a hint of gunge…”

At number 29, here come the stri…I mean kissograms.

(Poly)filling the 28th spot, it’s Sue Lawley.

Number Crunching Catherine dials in at 27.

At number 26, a richly deserved gunging for controversial columnist Nina Myskow.

At number 25, don’t record ITV by mistake (like I did); Tonicha Geronimo’s on Panel Beaters.

At number 24, does she want the spider or the sludge? She’ll take the sludge.

At number 23, the woman of unknown name in the slightly hazardous strapless dress.

At number 22, if only Louisa had read her horoscope, she’d have known to bring a change of clothes.

At number 21, John Major’s favourite gunging. Possibly.

Making a splash at number 20, it’s swimmer Karen Pickering.

At number 19, Julie goes for the gamble (spoiler: it doesn’t pay off).

At number 18, it’s the Charlotte with the fillable dress. Of course, nobody mistook her for the “vain” Charlotte, because I did warn about duplicate names.

At number 17, Kirsten’s “very naughty but most enjoyable” gunging.

Looking Gloria-ous in green, here’s our number 16.

At number 15, no complaints over the gunging of Watchdog presenter Lynn Faulds Wood.

At number 14, student Liz is the biz.

Number 13, unlucky for anyone on their hen night.

At number 12, the “absolutely delicious” gunging of Hazel.

And at number 11, another contestant whose name I couldn’t find, now immortalised as “Puppy-Dog Eyes Girl”. There aren’t many “normal men” on this blog.

Back later with the top ten.

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3 Responses to NHP/NESR vote – Numbers 30 to 11

  1. TripleWAM says:

    Hmm, a few shocks in my opinion, then again, there are still plenty more great gungings to fill out the top 10. Will be interesting to see which one comes out on top…


  2. henrylee1 says:

    Surprised to see some of my favourites (Liz in particular) so low.


  3. yuck53 says:

    It might be less surprising when you see who actually made the top ten. It might just look surprising out of context.


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