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It is a particularly cold/hot January afternoon [delete as appropriate to your hemisphere]. You have no obligations towards anything, as it’s a day off (assuming you’re not a NEET or retired anyway) and you’re more than up to date with any hobbies you have, leaving you free to vegetate at will. The internet’s down, so you instead turn your attention to the old idiot’s lantern in your living room. As you channel hop, you catch a glimpse of a green blob splattering on the camera. This just might happen to be relevant to your interests!
The blob that was covering the “inside” of your TV trickles away to reveal a rather cute-looking redhead on a plain yellow set. She has curly red hair down to her shoulders, pale skin and wide blue eyes. Her mouth and nose were both rather small. She was wearing a cyan sleeveless top. “Hey there. I’m Nikki Stevens, and I’ve got a message from Mr. Vanilla. He wants you to tune into my new show, Goo Your Own Way. Here’s why.”
A transition in the form of more CGI goo coming down on the scene and revealing Nikki’s whole body. She clearly has a slim build, her outfit completed by a cyan pencil skirt, black leggings and red flat shoes. She is stood on the right of your screen. “Goo Your Own Way is a unique experiment, which gives you a slightly different way of deciding the messy fate of celebs. Most shows such as Suzi’s Slop Drop give you a few celebs to choose from and then the one chosen gets gunged in a way that the producers have already decided. We don’t do that. We have…” Her next words appeared as a set of bullet points to her right, or the left of the screen.
“* One plucky celebrity vict… volunteer,
* A few different ways of gunging the celeb, and…
* No say as to which one gets used.”
“So, it’s up to you to see not who gets it, but how. Tune in, watch the show, enjoy the slime!” As Nikki says this, she is engulfed by a wave of CGI goop from behind. The slime washes away and displays the time and date. I’m not sure how you feel at this point, but I know I’d tune in if I wasn’t working on it.