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I’m assuming that, just like in the real world, the GGP stories are all fiction in this universe too.
The third episode rolled around quickly enough for Suzi. She’d decided that maybe she didn’t really mind the gunge much by this point – by now she was recognised in the street as things like “the gungey girl” and “slimey Suzi”. It was rather amusing to her that she’d gone into Slop Drop hating the feeling of gunge upon her flesh only to become a celebrity for it. Besides, she’d been covered in slime so many times now and so she was getting used to it.
This week she’d chosen to go for an orange dress and, once again, bare feet. Her hair was hanging loose. As always, she was carrying her ever-familiar microphone and envelope. The cameras started rolling and, as always, she introduced the show. “Good evening and welcome to Suzi’s Slop Drop. I’m Suzi, I’ve got some slop and it’s gonna drop!” she said bombastically. “Tonight’s gonna be a little bit different. The twist will come later though. For now, let’s find out who’s up for the vote. Bring on our first guest!” As per usual, the first guest walked on holding a microphone. “Kristen Stewart, ladies and gentlemens!”
As was now customary, Kristen sat down on the two-seater sofa while Suzi took her solo chair. “Kristen, welcome.”
“Thanks, it’s great to be here,” Kristen said, crossing her legs and leaning forwards.
“It won’t be so great if you lose the vote. Speaking of, who are you wanting to see get gunged tonight?” Suzi asked.
“Emma Watson,” Kristen stated.
Suzi was a little bit perplexed. “Is this some Harry Potter vs. Twilight crap?” she asked disappointedly.
Kristen rolled her eyes and sighed. “Yeah, pretty much. Compared to the last two it’s a bit weak, huh? But really, the rivalry between the two fan groups is just stupid. Harry Potter and Twilight aren’t even the same genre. I don’t even get why there’s the rivalry between the fans.”
Suzi was just outright confused by now. “So what, is there a bigger reason you want to see her get gunged?”
Shaking her head slightly, Kristen gave a little “Nope. I just want the rivalry to stop, so what’s better than a popularity contest?”
“Oh, I get it! A popularity contest that ends with someone going home covered in slime, right? Gotcha!” Suzi enthused, before calming down a bit in order to introduce Emma. “Well, there’s not much to say for this one. Emma Watson everybody!”
Emma walked on and sat down between Kristen and Suzi. “Welcome Emma. You’ve been gunged before. Worried about making it a second?”
Kristen passed Emma her microphone. “I wouldn’t say so. I’m sure if people want to see me gunged that badly they can just find my sliming on YouTube.”
“Considering how some of those companies can be like about copyright, I wouldn’t be so sure. Speaking of the internet though, I did some research for tonight,” Suzi explained.
“Oh? What did you find?” Emma asked nervously, her toes curling and her fingers gripping the mic tightly.
“A website called EC Gunge. Back in 2009 they had a massive series of polls to decide the person they most wanted to see gunged,” Suzi smirked.
Emma covered her face. “Oh God, I heard about this…”
Suzi ignored Emma’s cringing and continued. “I couldn’t get on, so I called my boss. Turns out he has an account on there and let me see the whole thing. The best bit though? There are three stories about you going in the Gunk Dunk from that classic piece of kids’ TV, Get Your Own Back.”
Emma pouted and took a deep breath, deciding to comment. “Yes, thank you for sharing that.”
“I’ve got a copy of my favourite one in my dressing room if you want a read of it during the break,” Suzi grinned maniacally.
“OH MY GOD!” Emma screamed, turning bright red while laughing slightly. “Well it’s just a story and so not real but wow…”
“I wanna read it,” Kristen said, leaning into Emma’s mic.
Suzi chuckled a little. She hadn’t even gunged anyone yet and she’d already embarrassed Emma Watson massively. “This has got to be the lamest premise for a vote yet but I’ve already had more fun tonight than during the last two votes put together,” she smiled.
“That’s because you’re evil!” Emma frowned.
“Nor are you not slimy yet,” Kristen added. “Yeah, I’ve watched this show before!”
Suzi turned to one of the cameras. “So there you have it – we’ve got regular viewer Kristen Stewart against regular target Emma Watson in a vote to settle the age-old Harry Potter vs. Twilight war. Join us in part 2 to see what kind of gunging waits for one of them and for a special additional gunging.”