My entry for the Ice Bucket Challenge Challenge. Featuring Jen, the main character from my upcoming new story series. This is a teaser of what’s to come in the future…
This Story Contains Strong Language
Well, it looks like I’d better do this Ice Bucket Challenge thing then, I’ve been nominated enough times on Facebook already! Five nominations in total, so does that mean I have to use five buckets or just the one? Fuck it, I’ll do 5. It’ll be fun!
Right, I decided I would do it at work as I don’t actually have any private outdoor space back at the flat to do it in and I don’t want the inside of the flat to get soaked. Plus, I managed to find 5 massive 40 litre bins out the back of the kitchens that I can use. And this way, I can also raid the freezers for ice! I’m gonna make sure these buckets are freezing! ‘Why would she want to do that?’ you may ask, but it’s the kind of weird thing that I get a kick out of. I mean, nothing beats a good pie to the face or a jug of custard over the head, but I guess an ice cold bin-full of water also does the job. Also, this is one of the only times that I can get away with such behaviour in public without getting funny looks!
Ok, I’m gonna do it now that my shift has ended for today. Alex has kindly decided that she will pour the water over my head. Little does she know that I’m gonna nominate her so she can go through this too! Time to fill these bins up and get going…
I’m in position now, all five bins are full to the brim with ice cold water complete with chunks of ice floating on top, the camera is set up and Alex is ready to pour. She’s loving this, and still has no idea that I’m gonna nominate her to do it too! Can’t wait to see her face.
Ok, the camera is rolling…
“Hey, I’m Jen and this is my Ice Bucket Challenge. I’ve decided to go all out and use five times the amount of water, considering that I’ve been nominated five times!” I’m starting to get a tingle of excitement in my stomach now, it’s gonna be freezing, but secretly I can’t wait!
“I nominate my flatmate Ellie Fisher, my friends Kate MacLean and Nicole Wilson and finally Alex, who is here pouring the water over me today.” You should see her face! She wasn’t expecting that!
“Right, here goes! Pour away, Alex!” Shit, here it comes. Gotta brace myself.
FUCKING HELL! It’s freezing! It’s only the first bin-full and I’m soaked. My white blouse had turned virtually see-through and my black skirt is now stuck to my legs, much like my hair is stuck to my head. Time for bin number two!
Ouch! There’s more ice in this one, it hurts when it hits you right on the top of the head! My bra must be fully on show now, this is gonna make a good video for all my guy friends on Facebook to watch!
Bloody hell! The next wave of water has gone right down my neck and down my back. It’s so cold! Alex is gonna pay for this when I get my revenge!
Oh shit! Alex caught me off guard there, throwing the fourth bin-full right at me from in front, soaking the front of me further. My makeup has started to run down my cheeks and I don’t think this blouse is gonna be able to hold on for much longer. My legs got a soaking there too, they had stayed dry before.
The final bin’s just gone over my head, forming a dome from the top of my head as it pours. And there goes my blouse! It opened right up and has fallen off my shoulders! How embarrassing, especially on video!
I’m shaking after all that ice, arms folded across my chest to shield the camera from my boobs, now only protected by a bra. My soaking blouse is now hanging basically around my waist and my skirt is completely stuck to my legs. From the outside, it looks like I hated that. Secretly on the inside, I loved it! You can always rely on a simple bucket of water over the head to do the job!
“Well, that was my Ice Bucket Challenge, it’s your turn now girls. I look forward to getting my revenge on Alex! Don’t forget to donate!” Right, time to upload this to Facebook for the world to laugh at. Then I better get dry, change clothes and head home.
SHIT! Just remembered, I wore my uniform to work today, no spare clothes! I’m gonna get some strange looks on the tube like this!